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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

"Those who can't do, teach."

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=133898

"Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym".

Those that can, do
Those that can't, teach
And those that can't teach teach teachers.

Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, administrate.

Those who can, do
Those who can't, teach
Those who can't teach, write about those that do and teach.

Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't teach, manage.
Those who can't manage, consult.

If you can't work, then teach.
If you can't teach, then administrate.
If you can't administrate, then legislate.
If you can't legislate, then litigate.

In Japan, it goes like this:

Those who can, do.

Those who can't, teach.

Those who can't teach, teach EFL. (English Foreign Language)

Those that can, do...
those that can do better teach...
those that can't do either one, criticize.

-- we now interrupt your entertainment programme with an unnecessary opinion which you don't even care sh!t about

This one is especially interesting as it applies to all of us - we call Justin Bieber and Twilight gay... wait, not a good example, we say (insert Singaporean artist name) is lousy even though we can't sing/compose/act/draw, but we still retain the right to say who in our opinion sucks and who doesn't. It is freedom of choice.
On one hand though, the reason we retain the right is because we are the bosses paying their salary; Bill Gates doesn't care about your whining because he pwnzored your @ss.

The reason Justin Bieber and Twilight do not make an example is because it is easy for anyone to be less gay than them, I think it would be harder to be more g@y than to be less.


See more like this here:

http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/tag/twilight/

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